I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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