I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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