oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
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Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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