He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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