we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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