so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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