if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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