can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Still dying that you shit outside
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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