I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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