im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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