Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
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Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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