I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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Can I color on your dick again?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always