She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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