WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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