I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
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You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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