i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
40s are totally the cure
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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