i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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