next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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