he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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