was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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