They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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