You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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