I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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