Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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