I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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