I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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