He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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