Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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