ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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