also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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