porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
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I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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