i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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