I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
i would one night stand the shit outta him
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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