Sry I called you an 8
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
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so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize