I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Randomize