What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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