You surviving the open bar?
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Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
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