They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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