Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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