i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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