hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm passing your future prison.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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