i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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