i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Welp...herpes.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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