HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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