Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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