I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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