wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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