I'm going to jail i love you
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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