Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
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I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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