what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
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