One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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