The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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