he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had