Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high