my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
