I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize